I was missing Good Willa Hunting terribly today. She was 70 something in dog years. I was in my 40s. So I called her Mom. My Good Mom.

This photo made me anticipate Halloween, and my dark mood lifted. That particular year, I went as Elvina, Elvira's older, chubbier and less well-endowed sister, and Willa was a Devil Dog. One of the best Halloweens ever.

I was 23 lbs. thinner than I am now. (See the link to my current photos in the section below.) Younger too, of course, with long shining hair. It was Willa who made the holiday so special, not the couple who asked me to have a threesome with them, as flattering as that was at the time. The offer was not rescinded when I told the lecherous man and woman that the giant cleavage was pretty much built on shoulder pads and a size-too-small bra.

This year? Cocoa Chanel will be a Pink Princess. Ella Fitz may be a Biker Babe again if I can find all her chains and a leather jacket on Ebay. Me? No idea. Any suggestions from my 2 loyal readers?

This link to current pictures of all three of us is in the Cover Girl post below, but what the hell. I'm so thrilled to have current pictures for the first time in years. When you're housebound with agoraphobia, well, you have either few or none.

http://www.bmac-photo.com/spot819/